Burpees – Workout Tank
Burpees – Workout Tank
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One star. Zero joy. All pain. This tank says what every gym-goer’s soul has screamed mid-burpee: Never again. With a hilarious faux-review design and breathable comfort, this is the perfect top for anyone who’s been personally victimized by high-intensity nonsense.
• Softstyle™ fabric for freedom of movement (or dramatic flopping)
• Unisex fit that works for HIIT survivors, sarcastic lifters, and cardio skeptics
• Great for gym sessions, CrossFit misery, or making your trainer laugh while you cry
• A perfect gift for workout partners who suffer stylishly
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
Product features
- 100% cotton composition for solid colors, ensuring softness.
- Durable double needle bottom hem for longevity.
- Comfortable self fabric necktape prevents stretching.
- Lightweight material (4.5 oz/yd²) ideal for hot weather.
- Semi-fitted design that flatters all body types.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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