Burpees Would Not Recommend

Let’s be honest—if burpees had a Yelp page, we’d all leave this review. This hilarious tee gives voice to every gym-goer who's been personally betrayed by a workout routine. With a cheeky 1-star graphic and heavyweight comfort, it's perfect for crushing sets (or dramatically avoiding them).

• Durable heavy cotton that holds up to every rep and every eye roll
• Unisex fit great for gym rats, trainers, and cardio haters alike
• A top-tier gift for fitness lovers with a solid sense of humor
• Perfect for rest days, leg days, or “accidentally forgot my shoes” days

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics
- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds elasticity
- Durable fabric perfect for vibrant printing
- Comfortable fit with a timeless crew neckline

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat