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Let’s be honest: it was a hot mess, not a citrus breeze. This tank top delivers peak sarcastic energy for the girlies who survive chaos with a smile and a swear word. Perfect for workouts, wine nights, or just loudly not having it.
• Soft, breathable fabric for full emotional ventilation
• Flattering women's cut that pairs well with caffeine and complaints
• Features the quote: “It was not, in fact, easy peasy lemon squeezy.”
• Great gift for besties, burnout survivors, or anyone in their “do not disturb” era
Product features
- Made with side seams for enhanced shape and support.
- Features self-fabric bindings for a seamless look.
- Crafted from a soft blend of 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester for comfort and durability.
- Extra lightweight fabric ensures breathability for active use.
- Designed with a scooped neckline and tear-away label for a sporty, irritation-free experience.
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
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