I Lift Like an Old Man Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Slow, Loud, and With a Lot of Cracking
Description: You lift heavy, you lift proud… and yeah, maybe your knees sound like a microwave popcorn bag. This tee is for every lifter who knows gains don’t come easy—and neither does standing back up after squats.
Built tough with heavy cotton, just like the joints you’re trying to preserve. Whether you’re clanking plates or creaking joints, wear it like a badge of honor. Age is just a number—along with your reps, sets, and ibuprofen dosage.
Product features - Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort - Made from durable fibers, ensuring a smooth feel for printing - Elastic ribbed collar retains shape over time - Comfortable fit perfect for year-round wear - Ethically sourced cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
